Oreo Oddities & Bizarre “Fan” Theories
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This is definitely the weirdest thing to happen to me in a while, and I have a habit of attracting a LOT of weirdness! I was in Tesco, enjoying my Sunday and minding my own business as I did some … Read More

The Unbearable Borat Bombardment Of Crawley
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I never seem to have “normal” encounters in nail salons of late- Perhaps it’s because the staff know that there are a million other places I’d rather be, or perhaps the fumes from their liquids/equipment has finally gone to their … Read More

The London Detective- Britain’s First Virtual Reality Feature Film!
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I’m sure you have all heard of, or tried on a headset to view, the latest craze in immersive technology- Virtual reality. Well imagine an entire full feature film shot in 360 and that can be viewed in purely in … Read More

Off You Trot, Peppa Pig
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Now I’m really not keen on sitting in a small room while someone pokes and prods my hands and nails for up to 90 minutes at the best of times, so the experience becomes 10 times worse when said salon … Read More

The Poop Hoarder
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As many of you who follow my social media will probably know, my latest obsession has been with the tv show “Hoarders”, which is fundamentally a showcasing of some of the most insanely disgusting houses on the planet. Whilst I am … Read More

Gardener Or Rehab Escapee???
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This is a hilarious story that I just had to share! A few weeks ago my boyfriend hired a gardener from a commended local firm, as you do when you have a very busy schedule and the funds to be … Read More

2016 Update- New Partner, New Career & New Life!
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As I’m sure many of y’all who “follow” me on social media will have seen, over the previous several months my life has improved even more than when I initially moved to Crawley, which is now one whole year ago! … Read More

Bassline Buggery
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A few weeks ago I went to Cornwall with my friend for a mini holiday and on our drive back to London we were starting to feel tired and lacking energy. It was almost midnight and we still had over … Read More

An Uneventful Trip To Windsor- Returning To Bracknell Part 2
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This is the conclusion to part 1, obviously. On the second day of my weekend staying at my old house in Bracknell, Dave took me for a drive to Windsor. The last time I had been there was in March … Read More

Noses Reunited- Returning To Bracknell Part 1
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If you have read some of my REALLY older blogs, you will know that I used to live with the ol’ splodger that is DAVE TUBS!! He is basically, a farting, sharting bundle of beer stained tartan pyjamas- and one … Read More

Would YOU like ice with that?
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Recently I have developed a real love of swimming and being in the water, and now it’s heading up to summer (Or what’s left of it in Britain nowadays) I have been meaning for ages to go to an outdoor … Read More

The Hippy And The Hardrive
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This is a really fucking weird and frustrating incident which took place  year or so ago now, about some idiot from the pub breaking my new laptop for no apparent reason. Well I have a friend called Tom who I … Read More

I can’t even think of a suitable title for this absolute drivel.
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Out of all the weird things I have seen on the hedgehog Facebook page, this one takes the fucking biscuit! Apparently there is a hedgehog somewhere near Woking, nicknamed “The Big One” who is morbidly obese to the point his “owners” … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 1
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A few weeks ago I did what was probably one of the best things I have ever done- The Forever Healthy Living C9 full body cleanse! I have always been skeptical of any seemingly “miracle” speedy cleanse/weight loss programmes, however … Read More

Discussing Toxic Relationships & Domestic Abuse On Sky 203
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A few months ago I was asked to be a guest on The Chrissy B Show, which is an evening talk show on Sky channel 203. On the programme they mainly discuss relationship and health related issues, and seemed to … Read More

And The Award For The Biggest Lunatic Of 2015 Goes To………
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This bloke I met at an awards show last year when I was drunk. This story is honestly a reminder to both myself and anyone else, why it’s not great to get drunk in a room containing a lot of … Read More

Ikkle update on my latest acting roles……
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I’ve done way too much stuff recently to list it all, but just thought I would put a small update here as I’ve had an extremely productive month! I now work for a YouTube comedy/prank channel called SNG TV with … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog UK Madness Part 2- Eyeballs On Strings & Other Weird Shit
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I wrote in my previous post about the crazy hedgehog fanatics in the Facebook group I innocently joined the other week- This is the follow up. I mean, it’s wonderful that they love their pets so much, but there is … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog Uk Madness Part 1- Suzie’s Snuggle Sack And More……..
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Ok I have left my domestic abuse saga up for long enough now- It is time to return to posts about stupid shit, and it doesn’t get a lot weirder than this mental page I found on Facebook for hedgehog owners … Read More

New Home- New Beginnings!
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Well I have finally done it- I have moved to a gorgeous one bedroom apartment in West Sussex! It took me so long to be able to finally move, what with the financial wreckage I was in and my poor … Read More

My Domestic Violence Story- A New Beginning Is Beckoning!
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I have now been several months complete No Contact with my ex and I feel great! (Not quite “amazing” as I still have flashbacks, strange dreams and anxiety issues). I went to see my doctor as I had been on … Read More

My Domestic Violence Story- The Beginning Of The End
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Things really deteriorated over the following few months- We were seeing less and less of each other and the only times he would start a conversation via text with me was usually to ask for money or phone top ups … Read More

My Domestic Violence Story- A Surreal Few Months Part 2/2
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The months that followed after my ex discovered that I had been speaking out about the abuse were the most horrendous of my entire life.  He became convinced that a whole load of people in our industry were talking about … Read More