The Unbearable Borat Bombardment Of Crawley
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I never seem to have “normal” encounters in nail salons of late- Perhaps it’s because the staff know that there are a million other places I’d rather be, or perhaps the fumes from their liquids/equipment has finally gone to their … Read More

Off You Trot, Peppa Pig
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Now I’m really not keen on sitting in a small room while someone pokes and prods my hands and nails for up to 90 minutes at the best of times, so the experience becomes 10 times worse when said salon … Read More

The Poop Hoarder
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As many of you who follow my social media will probably know, my latest obsession has been with the tv show “Hoarders”, which is¬†fundamentally a showcasing of some of the most insanely disgusting houses on the planet. Whilst I am … Read More

Gardener Or Rehab Escapee???
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This is a hilarious story that I just had to share! A few weeks ago my boyfriend hired a gardener from a commended local firm, as you do when you have a very busy schedule and the funds to be … Read More

2016 Update- New Partner, New Career & New Life!
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As I’m sure many of y’all who “follow” me on social media will have seen, over the previous several months my life has improved even more than when I initially moved to Crawley, which is now one whole year ago! … Read More

Noses Reunited- Returning To Bracknell Part 1
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If you have read some of my REALLY older blogs, you will know that I used to live with the ol’ splodger that is DAVE TUBS!! He is basically, a farting, sharting bundle of beer stained tartan pyjamas- and one … Read More

Would YOU like ice with that?
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Recently I have developed a real love of swimming and being in the water, and now it’s heading up to summer (Or what’s left of it in Britain nowadays) I have been meaning for ages to go to an outdoor … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 2
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In the first part of my blog about the C9 I just talked about how much fun I had staying up north with my friend and her family, but in this part I’m going to gloat about the benefits of¬†this … Read More