Oreo Oddities & Bizarre “Fan” Theories
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This is definitely the weirdest thing to happen to me in a while, and I have a habit of attracting a LOT of weirdness! I was in Tesco, enjoying my Sunday and minding my own business as I did some … Read More

First There Were Hedgehog HOARDERS…. Now enter hedgehog FRAUDSTERS!!
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Ladies & gentlemen…. I present to you a WARNING of a heinous new scam sweeping the uk- HEDGEHOG FRAUD!!   Apparently some criminal masterminds from Chigwell are stealing photos of random “pedigree” hogs from Facebook groups, and falsely advertising them … Read More

The Unbearable Borat Bombardment Of Crawley
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I never seem to have “normal” encounters in nail salons of late- Perhaps it’s because the staff know that there are a million other places I’d rather be, or perhaps the fumes from their liquids/equipment has finally gone to their … Read More

The London Detective- Britain’s First Virtual Reality Feature Film!
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I’m sure you have all heard of, or tried on a headset to view, the latest craze in immersive technology- Virtual reality. Well imagine an entire full feature film shot in 360 and that can be viewed in purely in … Read More

Off You Trot, Peppa Pig
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Now I’m really not keen on sitting in a small room while someone pokes and prods my hands and nails for up to 90 minutes at the best of times, so the experience becomes 10 times worse when said salon … Read More

The Poop Hoarder
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As many of you who follow my social media will probably know, my latest obsession has been with the tv show “Hoarders”, which is fundamentally a showcasing of some of the most insanely disgusting houses on the planet. Whilst I am … Read More

Gardener Or Rehab Escapee???
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This is a hilarious story that I just had to share! A few weeks ago my boyfriend hired a gardener from a commended local firm, as you do when you have a very busy schedule and the funds to be … Read More

2016 Update- New Partner, New Career & New Life!
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As I’m sure many of y’all who “follow” me on social media will have seen, over the previous several months my life has improved even more than when I initially moved to Crawley, which is now one whole year ago! … Read More

Bassline Buggery
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A few weeks ago I went to Cornwall with my friend for a mini holiday and on our drive back to London we were starting to feel tired and lacking energy. It was almost midnight and we still had over … Read More

An Uneventful Trip To Windsor- Returning To Bracknell Part 2
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This is the conclusion to part 1, obviously. On the second day of my weekend staying at my old house in Bracknell, Dave took me for a drive to Windsor. The last time I had been there was in March … Read More

Noses Reunited- Returning To Bracknell Part 1
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If you have read some of my REALLY older blogs, you will know that I used to live with the ol’ splodger that is DAVE TUBS!! He is basically, a farting, sharting bundle of beer stained tartan pyjamas- and one … Read More

Would YOU like ice with that?
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Recently I have developed a real love of swimming and being in the water, and now it’s heading up to summer (Or what’s left of it in Britain nowadays) I have been meaning for ages to go to an outdoor … Read More

The Distant Realm Of The Chiswick Stoners…….
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I’ve been lucky enough to attend lots of auditions/castings since I began my acting career, but one I had at the beginning of the year was honestly one of the weirdest half hours of my life! It was apparently a … Read More

The Hippy And The Hardrive
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This is a really fucking weird and frustrating incident which took place  year or so ago now, about some idiot from the pub breaking my new laptop for no apparent reason. Well I have a friend called Tom who I … Read More

I can’t even think of a suitable title for this absolute drivel.
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Out of all the weird things I have seen on the hedgehog Facebook page, this one takes the fucking biscuit! Apparently there is a hedgehog somewhere near Woking, nicknamed “The Big One” who is morbidly obese to the point his “owners” … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 2
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In the first part of my blog about the C9 I just talked about how much fun I had staying up north with my friend and her family, but in this part I’m going to gloat about the benefits of this … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 1
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A few weeks ago I did what was probably one of the best things I have ever done- The Forever Healthy Living C9 full body cleanse! I have always been skeptical of any seemingly “miracle” speedy cleanse/weight loss programmes, however … Read More

Discussing Toxic Relationships & Domestic Abuse On Sky 203
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A few months ago I was asked to be a guest on The Chrissy B Show, which is an evening talk show on Sky channel 203. On the programme they mainly discuss relationship and health related issues, and seemed to … Read More

And The Award For The Biggest Lunatic Of 2015 Goes To………
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This bloke I met at an awards show last year when I was drunk. This story is honestly a reminder to both myself and anyone else, why it’s not great to get drunk in a room containing a lot of … Read More

Hijab Abuse In Public Social Experiment
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Last month I teamed up with two other female comedy actresses, Narin and Charlotte to do a controversial social experiment involving the Muslim Hijab. (The veil which cover’s the womens’ full bodies). Charlotte wanted to see how people in central … Read More

Ikkle update on my latest acting roles……
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I’ve done way too much stuff recently to list it all, but just thought I would put a small update here as I’ve had an extremely productive month! I now work for a YouTube comedy/prank channel called SNG TV with … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog UK Madness Part 2- Eyeballs On Strings & Other Weird Shit
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I wrote in my previous post about the crazy hedgehog fanatics in the Facebook group I innocently joined the other week- This is the follow up. I mean, it’s wonderful that they love their pets so much, but there is … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog Uk Madness Part 1- Suzie’s Snuggle Sack And More……..
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Ok I have left my domestic abuse saga up for long enough now- It is time to return to posts about stupid shit, and it doesn’t get a lot weirder than this mental page I found on Facebook for hedgehog owners … Read More

Flat Warming Week!
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The second week after I moved into my new West Sussex home one of my best friends, Sasha came to stay with me for a few days. We did a big food shop at Asda first to last us the … Read More

New Home- New Beginnings!
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Well I have finally done it- I have moved to a gorgeous one bedroom apartment in West Sussex! It took me so long to be able to finally move, what with the financial wreckage I was in and my poor … Read More

The Charlotte Rose Show
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A few weeks ago I was asked by award winning sex campaigner Charlotte Rose to appear as a special guest on her online radio show based in the beautiful Canary Wharf, London (One of my favourite places!). Of course I … Read More

A lil bit of Twattery……
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Not long after I filmed the video for Barry Bee, he put me in touch with a guy called Ed who runs the YouTube channel, “Twattery”. He does lots of “awkward” videos, like asking strangers inappropriate questions and just generally … Read More

Selfies with tramps!
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Does what it says on the tin really! I had been looking to work with an established fetish photographer, Mark Page for a while as his work is amazing and he has shot for a lot of high end companies. … Read More

My adult to mainstream transition is gaining recognition!
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Very quickly at that! I was so chuffed when I was asked to take part in a documentary for BBC Radio 4 about adult stars trying to cross over into mainstream. I went down to a studio in London to … Read More

The Barry Banter Show!
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Last month I collaborated with another prank channel in London called Barry Bee Tv aka The Barry Banter Show. They make light hearted silly public games, in particular “Kissing Games”….. I had never heard of this before but it just basically … Read More

My ABC’s…..
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I saw this little game on Facebook and am quite impressed with my answers so I thought I would post them here. Enjoy.   A- Age: 24 B- Biggest Fear: Losing the love of my life (When I find him) … Read More

The Night I Almost Shut Down A Train Station!
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This actually happened last night and was pretty embarrassing! Me and my friend Andy went on a mad one in London and got totally pissed- It was a great evening until I arrived back in Medway to discover I no … Read More

I think I can finally discuss Game Of Thrones!!
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As I am sure you all know (It gained worldwide coverage) in 2013 I had a small role in an episode of the extremely popular tv show Game Of Thrones! I was bind to a contract until the episode aired … Read More

Blackpool Weirdness With Amber West
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Last week I went on a mini working holiday with my good friend and fellow model Amber West. Neither of us had been before so weren’t sure what to expect- However neither of us could have predicted how bizarre a … Read More

He Should Have Gone To DFS……
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Prepare for another sex pest post….. Well actually this guy wasn’t so much a sex pest, but just a bit of a creepy oddball! In fact I can’t even be sure it was a dude a it’s profile picture on … Read More

Haunted House Or No?
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This sounds really mental but is actually a really good thing to happen to me. I currently live in hotels working every day as I swear I will never go back to my house in Medway after some of the … Read More

Chumpers at Garage Festival 2015!
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Last month me and Cookie were lucky enough to get tickets to Garage Fest in London- We had been excited about it for ages and it didn’t disappoint! We went with Cookie’s sister Niomi and her friend and had a … Read More

I recreated 2 girls 1 cup on the London Underground and made it onto LAD Bible!
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It sounds a lot more gross than it is- It was a Trollstation prank me and another troll Narin performed on none other than the tube system in London! However unlike the original mucky video, we used Nutella chocolate spread … Read More

The Real Story Behind 50 Shades Of Grey!
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On the same day I did the pimps & hos Trollstation prank, we also decided to do a Valentine’s Day special to be released the day before the official 50 Shades Of Grey film. This took a daaaaaaaamn lotta guts … Read More

I’m going mainstream baby- My first prank!
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Doing what I have always known I was born to do- comedy!! I had a difficult time over Christmas with my private life and drinking- I ended up on a drip at A&E on Boxing Day because I drank way … Read More

My YouTube Channel!
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I had been planning to start a YouTube channel for the last year but things kept getting in the way, like relationship problems and the fact every laptop I bought kept breaking! (One was dropped and the other had water … Read More

I have a stalker from my home town.
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I really do and it is SO weird. I can only assume I went to school with this girl as her name and face seem vaguely familiar, but I don’t think she was in my year. This girl seems to … Read More

My Bizzare Neighbours
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I currently live in Kent, through no choice my own though as I was booted out of my last home when someone robbed me. (Yes really I was the one who had to eave the house because the owner didn’t … Read More

Gobblecocks!
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A few moths ago I was lucky enough to chosen by a very talented drector to star in his new series for Television X, which was a parody of the popular TV show “Gogglebox” called “Gobblecocks”. I really enjoyed shootimg … Read More

An Update And My Splodgy Little Angel
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‘Sup bruv Sorry for the lack of blog posts- not done one for over 6 months I believe! I have had a lot of shit going on in my private life with my partner and family. Anyway I have been … Read More

Cross Dressing Pie Throwing Facebook Stalker
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Ever since I set up a Facebook account I really have seemed to attract a lot of… “interesting” individuals. One I encountered recently, I like to refer to as the “Custard Pie Guy”. It is quite clearly a man in … Read More

A Nutjob In Leicester Square
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This is really mental….. I went out with my friends last month for porn actress Jodie Lee’s birthday party in Leicester Square and we met this guy in a bar who words can’t even begin to explain- This dude is … Read More

Bonking & Boozing In Barcelona Part 2
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This is the second half to my posting about my totally awesome trip to sunny Barcelona!! I loved every minute of my time there. On my last full day I didn’t really have a lot to do- Just one boy/girl … Read More

Bonking & Boozing In Barcelona Part 1
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A few months ago I went to Barcelona for 4 days to shoot for Kemaco Entertainment who are a really cool production company over there! The flight over was awesome as it was really sunny and I had some amazing … Read More

Spare Ribs And Dorcel In Belgium
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I was so lucky to be asked by the AWESOME director Philippe Soine to go and film for him in Belgium last September!! He shoots a lot for Dorcel and his films are really artistic and well shot [:D] I … Read More

One Night In Valencia
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2013 was such an awesome year for me because I got the opportunity to visit some beautiful countries and shoot for some great European producers! In September I flew out to Valencia in Spain to shoot three boy/girl scenes and … Read More

Pub Crawling, Brawling And Bawling- A Trip Down South!
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A couple of months after I moved to Berkshire I went back down South to visit my family, cats and some friends for the weekend which was cool as it felt weird at first living away from my parents house! … Read More

I HATE Online Sex Pests
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Does what it says on the tin!!! I fucking hate them…… Well actually that’s not 100% true. I find them amusing to some extent as I like to take screen shots of their inbox messages and post them so all … Read More

Moving To Berkshire!
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I am writing this at 1am so will probably make some typos but who gives a shit! Towards the end of 2012 I realised that I really needed to move out of the town I lived in with my parents … Read More

Come Vine With Me? Shooting For Erotica-Babes
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I was lucky enough to get to work with the legendary photographer John Tisbury for his website Erotica- Babes. I had contacted him about work a couple of months before, and I get the impression he is selective about who … Read More

Hot Tub Antics And Sleeping In Pubs
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This actually happened in the summer so before the UKAP awards but I only just remembered it and have no idea how to swap around posts! I can’t remember why exactly but me and some of my friends went back … Read More

I Won “Best Newcomer” At The 2012 UKAP Awards!!!
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Yeah man, you know that shit!!! It was probably my favourite moment of 2012 and a fucking awesome night regardless of who won what [:D] Me and my friend had a hotel room quite near to the venue and before … Read More

Boozy Bouremouth And The Henge
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My friend Paul (The one who filmed me, Gina Snake & Faye Filli in London) had been in touch with his friend from Bournemouth who runs a studio where they stream for a live solo girl phone in channel on … Read More

An Over Optimistic YouTuber…..
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Ok so lately I have had to deal with a lot of idiots. And I mean a LOT of them. I won’t list them all as 1) I would be here for at least 13 hours 17 minutes and 11 … Read More

Phone Shaking And German Teddies
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I had a really awesome day last summer in London doing a trial shift on a tv channel and then filming some videos for my profile on here with a few top splogers [:)] First I had to go to … Read More

Conjunctivitis Fucked My Shoots With Michelle B!
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Man, did it suck big time!! I’d been really excited about going up north to stay with porn legend Michelle B and her boyfriend Matt for three days to shoot some content for our pages on here and of course … Read More

Friday Night Hot Tub Party!
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This was the day I first met my now ex- housemate Dave Tubs, who organizes porn star hot tub parties and also the first time I met my good friend Barbie & her partner. It is also one of my … Read More

The Happy Hoarding Hippy!!!
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Ok so there’s this really crazy dude I met through one of my friends when I used to live in my old house, who anyone who follows my Facebook or Twitter accounts will have seen me whittling on about, known … Read More

Lesbian Oil Wrestling And Wanky Spiders
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I want to both laugh and shed a tear when I think about this day. It was a joint shoot with the manager of Erotic Wrestling company MWW Productions and Phil who runs Festelle Entertainment, which is one of the … Read More

Some Random Facts About Jessica Jensen!
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I have a cross- dressing cat called Scampy who spends most days running around with women’s underwear on his head and has really thick eyelashes and lots of eyebrows that look very feminine. I have recently taken part in a … Read More

An Epic Day Shooting For One Tree Media
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One of my favourite companies to shoot for is One Tree Media aka the All Fetish Network based in Kent, which is basically a network of several softcore websites catering for light fetishes ranging from knicker flashing to clothes ripping … Read More

“Freshers” And The Dog Who Couldn’t Turn Left
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Last year, I had a really fun few days in Newcastle shooting for the Television X series “Freshers”, about student life, which was produced by the lovely Liselle Bailey [:)] I was living in Wales still at the time of … Read More

The Bonking Bin Man And The Cookie People!
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Last year I was contacted by another Television X producer asking me to be in his new series called “The Bonking Bin Man”. It sounded like a right old laugh so I took him up on his offer! This was … Read More

The Legend Lady Sonia
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Last year I contacted the legend that is Lady Sonia to see if she would be interested in shooting me for her website, and she said yes [:D] She is based quite far from me so I had a lovely … Read More

Shooting For Brooke-Lee Playmates
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I was contacted last spring by the people behind the popular website Brooke Lee Playmates, asking me if I wanted to go and do a shoot for them. Their website is awesome and they have worked with loads of famous … Read More

Bluebird, Ben Dover & RedHot Tv
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A couple more memorable shoots I did early on in my career were for the people listed in the title of this post. I had a call from a guy who worked for the company Bluebird to see if I … Read More

Television X Does Scarborough- Chariots Of Jizz!
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One of the first films I ever did was for the popular tv channel Television X. I was asked to star in their 2012 Olympic Games Parody called “Chariots Of Jizz” which was shot in the very exotic and beautiful … Read More

I’m Blogging Bitches
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Yep, the first one I’ve ever done- And I have no idea why I didn’t start doing this sooner. Everyone has been telling me that I should get a blog, as my life can be pretty crazy and I’ve always … Read More