Gardener Or Rehab Escapee???

This is a hilarious story that I just had to share! A few weeks ago my friend hired a gardener from a commended local firm, as you do when you have a very busy schedule and the funds to be … Read More

Bassline Buggery

A few weeks ago I went to Cornwall with my friend for a mini holiday and on our drive back to London we were starting to feel tired and lacking energy. It was almost midnight and we still had over … Read More

An Uneventful Trip To Windsor- Returning To Bracknell Part 2

This is the conclusion to part 1, obviously. On the second day of my weekend staying at my old house in Bracknell, Dave took me for a drive to Windsor. The last time I had been there was in March … Read More

Noses Reunited- Returning To Bracknell Part 1

If you have read some of my REALLY older blogs, you will know that I used to live with the ol’ splodger that is DAVE TUBS!! He is basically, a farting, sharting bundle of beer stained tartan pyjamas- and one … Read More

Would YOU like ice with that?

Recently I have developed a real love of swimming and being in the water, and now it’s heading up to summer (Or what’s left of it in Britain nowadays) I have been meaning for ages to go to an outdoor … Read More

The Distant Realm Of The Chiswick Stoners…….

I’ve been lucky enough to attend lots of auditions/castings since I began my acting career, but one I had at the beginning of the year was honestly one of the weirdest half hours of my life! It was apparently a … Read More

The Hippy And The Hardrive

This is a really fucking weird and frustrating incident which took place  year or so ago now, about some idiot from the pub breaking my new laptop for no apparent reason. Well I have a friend called Tom who I … Read More

I can’t even think of a suitable title for this absolute drivel.

Out of all the weird things I have seen on the hedgehog Facebook page, this one takes the fucking biscuit! Apparently there is a hedgehog somewhere near Woking, nicknamed “The Big One” who is morbidly obese to the point his “owners” … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 2

In the first part of my blog about the C9 I just talked about how much fun I had staying up north with my friend and her family, but in this part I’m going to gloat about the benefits of this … Read More

The Amazing Forever C9 Cleanse Part 1

A few weeks ago I did what was probably one of the best things I have ever done- The Forever Healthy Living C9 full body cleanse! I have always been skeptical of any seemingly “miracle” speedy cleanse/weight loss programmes, however … Read More

Discussing Toxic Relationships & Domestic Abuse On Sky 203

A few months ago I was asked to be a guest on The Chrissy B Show, which is an evening talk show on Sky channel 203. On the programme they mainly discuss relationship and health related issues, and seemed to … Read More

And The Award For The Biggest Lunatic Of 2015 Goes To………

This bloke I met at an awards show last year when I was drunk. This story is honestly a reminder to both myself and anyone else, why it’s not great to get drunk in a room containing a lot of … Read More

Hijab Abuse In Public Social Experiment

Last month I teamed up with two other female comedy actresses, Narin and Charlotte to do a controversial social experiment involving the Muslim Hijab. (The veil which cover’s the womens’ full bodies). Charlotte wanted to see how people in central … Read More

Ikkle update on my latest acting roles……

I’ve done way too much stuff recently to list it all, but just thought I would put a small update here as I’ve had an extremely productive month! I now work for a YouTube comedy/prank channel called SNG TV with … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog UK Madness Part 2- Eyeballs On Strings & Other Weird Shit

I wrote in my previous post about the crazy hedgehog fanatics in the Facebook group I innocently joined the other week- This is the follow up. I mean, it’s wonderful that they love their pets so much, but there is … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog Uk Madness Part 1- Suzie’s Snuggle Sack And More……..

Ok I have left my domestic abuse saga up for long enough now- It is time to return to posts about stupid shit, and it doesn’t get a lot weirder than this mental page I found on Facebook for hedgehog owners … Read More

Flat Warming Week!

The second week after I moved into my new West Sussex home one of my best friends, Sasha came to stay with me for a few days. We did a big food shop at Asda first to last us the … Read More

New Home- New Beginnings!

Well I have finally done it- I have moved to a gorgeous one bedroom apartment in West Sussex! It took me so long to be able to finally move, what with the financial wreckage I was in and my poor … Read More

The Charlotte Rose Show

A few weeks ago I was asked by award winning sex campaigner Charlotte Rose to appear as a special guest on her online radio show based in the beautiful Canary Wharf, London (One of my favourite places!). Of course I … Read More

A lil bit of Twattery……

Not long after I filmed the video for Barry Bee, he put me in touch with a guy called Ed who runs the YouTube channel, “Twattery”. He does lots of “awkward” videos, like asking strangers inappropriate questions and just generally … Read More

My adult to mainstream transition is gaining recognition!

Very quickly at that! I was so chuffed when I was asked to take part in a documentary for BBC Radio 4 about adult stars trying to cross over into mainstream. I went down to a studio in London to … Read More

The Barry Banter Show!

Last month I collaborated with another prank channel in London called Barry Bee Tv aka The Barry Banter Show. They make light hearted silly public games, in particular “Kissing Games”….. I had never heard of this before but it just basically … Read More

My ABC’s…..

I saw this little game on Facebook and am quite impressed with my answers so I thought I would post them here. Enjoy.   A- Age: 24 B- Biggest Fear: Losing the love of my life (When I find him) … Read More

The Night I Almost Shut Down A Train Station!

This actually happened last night and was pretty embarrassing! Me and my friend Andy went on a mad one in London and got totally pissed- It was a great evening until I arrived back in Medway to discover I no … Read More

I think I can finally discuss Game Of Thrones!!

As I am sure you all know (It gained worldwide coverage) in 2013 I had a small role in an episode of the extremely popular tv show Game Of Thrones! I was bind to a contract until the episode aired … Read More

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