Namastay At Home- Here Be The Splodgiest New Yoga Teacher In Ye Olde North Of London!

I could begin by rambling on about how being bored during the Covid pandemic inspired me to pursue a new skill/career/mindset etc, but being in a national lockdown was not the reason I decided to train to become a yoga … Read More

The Snoogley Online Panda Community!

There are “fandoms” for many people/things on the internet, and I have never really had an interest in any of them, until I discovered the amazing community of pandas and various other wildlife lovers on Twitter! I first learned of … Read More

Ye Olde English Splodgeinary Part 2

Whether you are following on from Part 1, or have just spontaneously splattered onto this post, allow me to present to you, another exquisite collection of my finest words and phrases.   POPSPLAT: The crangliest hippy ever, who loiters outside … Read More

Ye Olde English Splodgeinary Part 1

As anyone who follows my online antics will know, I have a LOT of weird words that I just love to splatter into conversation and social media posts. None of them are particularly obvious as to what they mean either, … Read More

Posing And Pranking At Pinewood Studios Part 2

I was contacted again by Pinewood late 2019, to partake in three more days of Victorian/Edwardian hair styling, and this time there was someone taking “progress” photos from start to finish, that looked pretty cool, and I was allowed copies … Read More

Posing And Pranking At Pinewood Studios Part 1

I feel so lucky that over the past year, I have been cast on many opportunities to work at the prestigious Pinewood Studios, based in Slough, primarily as a hair model for period styles, such as Edwardian and Victorian, which … Read More

Recreating The “Anchorman” Fight Scene…. With Tennis Rackets, Eggs, & Shake Weight Wielding Bikers!

One of my favourite memories since I moved to London, has got to be the day I filmed a promotion for a sports company, which happened to be a parody of the hilarious fight scene from the film “Anchorman”! I … Read More

My Economical Abuse Presentation For Refuge Uk And Co- Op Bank

The second piece of work I have been given since working with Refuge UK, was a presentation/interview about the effects abuse can have on victims’ credit scores (Economical Abuse), which is unfortunately something I know about all too well! In … Read More

My New Role Working With Domestic Abuse Charity Refuge UK.

I am very happy to announce that as of late 2019, I am now an official media spokesperson for the highly established and respected UK based domestic violence/women’s charity, Refuge UK! They initially contacted me back in 2016 about me … Read More

My Victim Shaming Article For Human Rights Website

In 2016 I frequently wrote articles for the established human rights website/blog https://www.antoinespeaks.co.uk/ touching on matters such as alcohol addiction, domestic violence and mental health. I have recently written another article about the somewhat taboo subject of victim blaming/shaming. I … Read More

My All New Chucklin’ Bucklin’ Pirate Adventures!

Since I left my old house in Sussex, I genuinely feel I have the confidence to do anything (within reason) that I set my mind to (As cliche and cheesy as that may sound)! I can’t say I had ever … Read More

My First Merry Christmas In Six Years!

Yes, seriously! The last pleasant, stress free Christmas was in 2013, when I had not long moved to Kent, and went back to stay with my parents. Every festive season since then, has had some element of distress for me, … Read More

New House, New Beginnings- Yep, Once Again!

So here we go, once again- Yet another blog crying about my hardships and how I’ve run away yet again to start a wonderful new life somewhere else. Dark sarcasm aside though- Yes, unfortunately I did have to leave my … Read More

My Impromptu Comic Con Signing Debut!!

I just wanted to share the wonderful and very unexpected experience I had at this year’s London Film & Comic Con! As many people know, throughout my time in the adult industry I won/was nominated for, many awards both in … Read More

My Most Open And Non Censored Interview On The Internet!

A short while ago, I was interviewed by a popular online entertainment website, about my life and career to date. I find usually when I am interviewed, whoever is editing the article will change my words/phrases to something generic, which … Read More

The Shard Bends!!

Over the past year, I have regained near enough all the confidence that I had lost in previous years (But thankfully without the mild amount of arrogance that I can admit I used to have prior to 2013!) One thing … Read More

My Awesome (Reasonably) New Venture Into Stand Up Comedy!

Ever since I was around nine years old, I have always wanted to work in the comedy industry doing acting and/or stand up, and always kind of believed that one day I would achieve this. I’ve also never really spoke … Read More

How Emma Bryant Became THE SHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, my apologies for this being my first post in almost a year- things in my life have been manic (In a good way) what with moving house, acquiring five cats…. yes that’s right, FIVE. (They will have their … Read More

Off You Trot, Peppa Pig

Now I’m really not keen on sitting in a small room while someone pokes and prods my hands and nails for up to 90 minutes at the best of times, so the experience becomes 10 times worse when said salon … Read More

My Struggles With Alcoholism As A Coping Mechanism Part 3- No Longer Addicted!

After I was discharged from A&E, I was still too weak to really leave the house, so I took a few days of bed/sofa rest to plan what I was going to do next. I knew that in order to … Read More

Gardener Or Rehab Escapee???

This is a hilarious story that I just had to share! A few weeks ago my friend hired a gardener from a commended local firm, as you do when you have a very busy schedule and the funds to be … Read More

The Hippy And The Hardrive

This is a really fucking weird and frustrating incident which took place  year or so ago now, about some idiot from the pub breaking my new laptop for no apparent reason. Well I have a friend called Tom who I … Read More

I can’t even think of a suitable title for this absolute drivel.

Out of all the weird things I have seen on the hedgehog Facebook page, this one takes the fucking biscuit! Apparently there is a hedgehog somewhere near Woking, nicknamed “The Big One” who is morbidly obese to the point his “owners” … Read More

Discussing Toxic Relationships & Domestic Abuse On Sky 203

A few months ago I was asked to be a guest on The Chrissy B Show, which is an evening talk show on Sky channel 203. On the programme they mainly discuss relationship and health related issues, and seemed to … Read More

Pygmy Hedgehog UK Madness Part 2- Eyeballs On Strings & Other Weird Shit

I wrote in my previous post about the crazy hedgehog fanatics in the Facebook group I innocently joined the other week- This is the follow up. I mean, it’s wonderful that they love their pets so much, but there is … Read More

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