Ye Olde English Splodgeinary Part 2

Whether you are following on from Part 1, or have just spontaneously splattered onto this post, allow me to present to you, another exquisite collection of my finest words and phrases.   POPSPLAT: The crangliest hippy ever, who loiters outside … Read More

Ye Olde English Splodgeinary Part 1

As anyone who follows my online antics will know, I have a LOT of weird words that I just love to splatter into conversation and social media posts. None of them are particularly obvious as to what they mean either, … Read More

Posing And Pranking At Pinewood Studios Part 2

I was contacted again by Pinewood late 2019, to partake in three more days of Victorian/Edwardian hair styling, and this time there was someone taking “progress” photos from start to finish, that looked pretty cool, and I was allowed copies … Read More

Posing And Pranking At Pinewood Studios Part 1

I feel so lucky that over the past year, I have been cast on many opportunities to work at the prestigious Pinewood Studios, based in Slough, primarily as a hair model for period styles, such as Edwardian and Victorian, which … Read More

Recreating The “Anchorman” Fight Scene…. With Tennis Rackets, Eggs, & Shake Weight Wielding Bikers!

One of my favourite memories since I moved to London, has got to be the day I filmed a promotion for a sports company, which happened to be a parody of the hilarious fight scene from the film “Anchorman”! I … Read More

My All New Chucklin’ Bucklin’ Pirate Adventures!

Since I left my old house in Sussex, I genuinely feel I have the confidence to do anything (within reason) that I set my mind to (As cliche and cheesy as that may sound)! I can’t say I had ever … Read More

My First Merry Christmas In Six Years!

Yes, seriously! The last pleasant, stress free Christmas was in 2013, when I had not long moved to Kent, and went back to stay with my parents. Every festive season since then, has had some element of distress for me, … Read More

New House, New Beginnings- Yep, Once Again!

So here we go, once again- Yet another blog crying about my hardships and how I’ve run away yet again to start a wonderful new life somewhere else. Dark sarcasm aside though- Yes, unfortunately I did have to leave my … Read More

How Emma Bryant Became THE SHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, my apologies for this being my first post in almost a year- things in my life have been manic (In a good way) what with moving house, acquiring five cats…. yes that’s right, FIVE. (They will have their … Read More